S.S.R.

Pissing myself at how committed we look because I've put money on Man Utd

Fellaini is a dirty bastard

"By the power of FORUM BET!" http://i58.tinypic.com/2kikoh.jpg

Gosling your hook Pardew.

Lost money on Wigan and subjected myself to an awful game with dogshit players. Jordi Gomez and Fortune. I think I've done permanent damage to my eyes.

Two goals up within ten minutes. Then we get a spawny deflected consolation goal in the fourth minute of injury time.

Fucking typical. Always someone decent who gets frigged before a World Cup. Milner and Wellbeck will be alright.

Leeds not looking the team in freefall that the last few games suggested. Doing alright so far.

Money on Man Utd -1, which seems to be the forum bet £5 on Wigan -1 and £5 on Wigan -2 which kicks off in ten mins or so.

Had Porto, Basel, Benfica and Lyon dnb. Fuck sake.

20 mins to go and Juve have pretty much laid siege on Lyon's goal. They're 2/1. I'd be extremely surprised if Lyon get away with a draw here.

Lyon keeper gets booked for being upset that he was fouled.

Some plum just put it over from five yards out for Lyon.

Jack Tunney interrupts the open top bus and says the title can't change hands on a DQ.

Everybody keeping well away from Europa betting?

I was just joking like, he probably is injured. He's certainly been playing like someone on the verge of being crocked through overuse. He can't have missed many games this season. I wouldn't blame any of them writing off the rest of the games that the powers-that-be don't give a shit about. Certainly not worth missing a World Cup for

Is this where internationals start reserving themselves for the World Cup?

Jones being his photogenic self again. http://i57.tinypic.com/2z82gcg.jpg

Good challenge. Bizarre.

Biased commentators making no mention of Vidic faking it.

Quality Alan Partridge commentary there.

Choke

Alaba

For someone who's supposedly so good, he's having a hard time trying to get past Phil Jones filling in at right-back.

Their narrow escapes from relegation have been a blessing in disguise. Some of those sides would have been better-equipped to achieve promotion.