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Wolves are trying to Wigan this.

City -4 (Asian) and West Brom DNB. Singles and double

He was half right Our Spurs pre-match thread was 57 pages btw

Love how there's not even any need to post your preferred elevens

What did he say?

My new desktop FO SHO. If you have it in an even larger resolution then post it Dave Fantastic picture that like Need a high res one. It still looks pretty good just using that one on my screen (21.5inch). Yeah, looks all right on my 24 inch as well

My new desktop FO SHO. If you have it in an even larger resolution then post it Dave Fantastic picture that like Need a high res one.

Better than that; a Templar Knight!

That pass man, fucking ridiculous. Sublime run from Cissé as well, how the hell do they spot each other there?

At 1 am on the second, did you intend to do that? If so, that's canny fucking impressive being spot on twice in a day

Fucking hell

Can we at least stick to making formations with players we've actually been linked with? If not, please go to the Realistic Transfer Targets thread or something.

Agreed. Maybe he'll have a clause in his contract. What sort of player is Sigurdsson anyway? Aside from Newcastle games I've seen fuck all football these last few months, only time I've seen Sigurdsson was when we bummed them. He does, every player in La Liga has a clause in their contract. It's probably around €75m though

Howay man Yohan, it's us you're supposed to be talking up

Please tell me this Stoke fan isn't planning on sticking around after the game? Seems to be a right twat.

Cracking game so far, those 45 minutes just flew by. Shame it's only one half left tonight

1-1 today, I reckon. 2-0 at the Bernabeu.

Why do you have to be an established premier league team to play decent football? Swansea are playing their football on the ground and will stay up, Norwich are playing some decent stuff as well. At the end of the day Pulis chose to play this kind of football and the majority of your fans have accepted it (cheering a throw in for fucks sake). I'd have thought Stoke fans would have got used to the comments on their style of play, but obviously not if you have to register onto another teams forum to moan about it. Man up, take part in the discussion or fuck off. It's the same shit they've been peddling for years. Once we're "established" we'll start trying to play football. Bullshit, total bullshit. They've been in the league for 4 years, and have made absolutely zero effort to buy players that will help them become a better footballing side. They've ploughed all their cash into the lankiest fucker around, and they're actively developing a successor to Rory Delap. Oh, and they've spent a fuckload as well, it's not like they're the plucky minnows working on a shoestring budget. TLDR = just a bunch of cunts That's probably the worst part for me. That forum fits Stoke City Football Club perfectly, both ugly as shit.

Real Madrid (DNB) West Ham Birmingham Southampton Reading Yeah, I'm not winning today either.

Rosicky's been in great form since the he signed his contract tbf.

I'm pretty sure this is only our second season back in the Premier League mate, you've been here twice as long as we have.

The Classic O'Neill transfer pattern beginning? Or journos plucking names out of thin air as per usual. Because we all know they will be signing Heskey

Problem Sewelly?

From a tweet I read earlier: Wigan (verb) - To do f*** all for prolonged period before being saved by temporary brilliance. eg. I was on weed all year, but Wiganed my exams. That's nicked from someone on here ffs Can't remember who said it though. The first tweeter: https://twitter.com/#!/OSullivanMUFC http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,92134.msg3647413.html#msg3647413 So is High Five guilty of plagiarism or vice versa?

Love how he's not a diving cunt either, despite lesser playing snapping at his legs constantly when he goes on his runs. Would have been so easy for him to go down, but he seems to love being on the ball too much to do that