Alberto2005

How did i know you'd be posting within a shot.

He's been playing 'reasonably' in SerieA for a few years now, originally at Parma iirc, not sure where he is now. Palermo?

what did he say?? Spoke t'gaffa, told us, striker, run t'box and head it in.

Translate please! Cheeky bast.

Clean sheet

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/4812/21spikejeremyron0tc9.jpg Never seen that guy before in me life! Nowt to do with my age, though. I've heard otherwise...

Saying? Good singer.

1-0 Giggs, lovely play.

How are u watching it on espn? what espn? asia? north america, fill me in please! Uh oh...

Pardon.

Timer's pissing me off.

Translated as "we have no f****** clue what he's like" Pretty much. But, he could bring experience and some quality performances, he's a seasoned professional who's Captained one of Europe's biggest clubs for yonks; and he'll also bring fun, etc to the dressing room - going off what's been said by this person and that. On the other hand, he could be totally past it, injury prone and not up to playing in this league; and maybe struggle with the language. Can't imagine there'll be any balance with this one (a la Craig Moore, who was neither fantastic of s*** really). It'l be a good signing or a crap one. Genius

Ditto.

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Your fault tbh.

Fiver

"Spanish commentary"- Highlights from the matches in the last week involving Barcelona and Real Madrid "as our friends in Spain saw it." The "Spanish" commentator is, in fact, crew member Sheephead, who uses a mixture of very basic Spanish and English. Common quotes from this section include "peep peep! Penalty!","Fruity Guti", "In the mixa!" , "Guily, me julie!", "OH JAMMY WOODWORK!!!", "Gooooooooooaaaaaaalllllll!" while Barcelona's home ground, the Nou Camp, is often referred to as the "Campy Nou Nou". Barcelona's highlights conclude with the commentator saying "I wanna rock with you, Frank 'Right-Guard'!" (a pun on the the name of Barcelona coach, Frank Rijkaard), while Real Madrid's matches ended with a "hickory dickory dock, Zidane" until he retired last season. And once the phrase A Beckham PING!! Oh chesty chesty goal morgan jammy were used. ((See video in external links intitled Spanish Commentery Video)).

It's the guy who does the weather bit, i'm sure.

It isn't!

Yea i know, he doesn't do that thought does he?

<Snip. NO FOOTBALL CLIPS. Ban coming right up.>

Part from Milner has a very good attitude and Dyer has a shit one.

FFS, we don't need this, this could hinder other deals.

He probably knows as much as we do, he's probably seen his on that Spanish clip and put 2 and 2 together and come up with that, we could all make that guess but it doesn't make it more credible. True but why would he leave the friendly early if he wasn't travelling?