Ritchie

If the Mrs is out then you're stuck at home, looking after the baby...surely? The dog can look after it.

What a strange replay.

We so need a set piece coach.

What's the referee wearing?

Sportsdirect.be

If we lift the cup () without the home kit, I'll be disappointed.

Betting on Spurs.

Joined in. We're now doomed.

Liverpool getting Hunterlaar?

Whoops.

Gonna end nil-nil that one.

How many strikers are on now?

Nasri.

In Newcastle.

Should have been four.

Man City.

Gervinho.

Come on Schalke!

Best Captain we've had in years.

Fucking love Shola.

FFS!

FUCK OFF!

I will change my username to Gabriel Obertan if he scores.

Wahey!

I think it's just a precaution tbh.