Ritchie

What's going on?

The only player who'll actually put in a cross.

Well we escaped with that one.

Handa Ba.

It's about time one of our players scored with their hand.

BAAA!!

Get a goal now and we'll win.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!

Fuck off, they've let Noel Hunt of all fucking people score!

What the fuck is happening?

Oh Christ don't say Ameobi's going to be playing at the back.

Howay man Jonas, help him out, ffs.

I blame our away kit.

Cisse and Ba will never work.

Can somebody please cross the ball?

Dirty bastard.

Wenger.

What a miss.

It's canny funny how Guthrie's on the bench against us.

What the fuck happened there? 1-2.

That shot.

He looks like Obertan.

Diaby.

With my wild attacking formation or just in general? Oh sorry, I mean in general. It just feels like Wigan away last season to me. Hope I'm wrong.

We'll lose.