Ritchie

I completely forgot James Milner of all people is a Premier League winner.

What happened to shit Torres?

Hopefully, we can get a few players in before the new season kicks off.

We're back in this!

Colo's probably getting rested considering he's got to link up with Argentina next week.

Put Adam Campbell on. He's bound to score four goals.

Bellamy is back there now, confirmed.

The rants on twitter afterwards.

Squad numbers are expected to be confirmed tomorrow according to dot com. I wonder if there'll be any surprises (eg. Cabaye #8).

Sounds like a manager's signing.

How is that NOT a penalty? And why are they debating it?

Looking forward to seeing more of Marveaux this season. He's like a new signing.

Completely forgot Chelsea signed Oscar.

Need to see this like apparently it has "get hitzfeld" above it but with a line through it.

Is Shols alright? Seems strange that he didn't take the pen.

Rogers going a bit extreme in trying to emulate Barca/Spain They'll be after Luke Moore soon.

That'll go down well.

Sturridge.

How come we haven't missed one yet?

OH Dear, OH Dear.

Bellamy slapping him on the back of the head.

I'd miss humiliating them.

Someone's life has just been saved.

Surely not Two Celebrity Deaths?!

Must be time for a Celebrity Death.