Ritchie

Nice Tiote chant by that one fan.

Is Tiote on? What's his number?

The one that Tiote wears?

Obertan coming on.

One fan doing a Newcastle chant.

Tav on for Abeid as well.

Vuckic on for Sammy, Perch on for Williamson.

Vuckic on.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Didn't even realise Jonas was playing.

Harper.

This looks like a training session.

Nearly.

CAPTAIN SHOLA!

This will run until deadline day, I reckon - where we'll offer less than we've offered now.

This is still way too funny.

Hope the permanent deal is something shit like five million.

This is fucking hilarious, we're making Liverpool look like total numpties.

Season long loan with a view to a permanent transfer, apparently.

We've made a bid to take him back. SSN. Fuck off.

I enjoyed my time in LOS, but now I have to focus on my performances with Newcastle United. ‪ ‬ ‪ # # NUFC LOSC ‬

Borini has joined Liverpool.

49 and 17. Abeid is now 39.

That was the worst two hours of my life.

Fuck off, ref.