Ritchie

FUCK OFF!

Oh God, I can't read this match thread with us winning yet playing shit.

We're winning.

Feeling a bit sorry for Lovenkrands - he's shit but not on the level of Shola shit.

To be fair, Wayne Bridge will make it entertaining.

Um yeah, mackems vs. Norwich.

Nah. Abeid played in CM against them in the cup. It will be him or Gosling in there with Guthrie i reckon. Wouldnt mind Obertan on the right with Ben Arfa in behind Best. AP will most likely go for...Krul, Simpson, Williamson, Coloccini, Santon, Ben Arfa, Guthrie, Abeid, Jonas, Best and Shola. 1-0 Guthrie I hope you're right with Abeid, mate, but you never bloody know with Pardew!

I reckon Perch will start in midfield if Colo's fit.

Ryan Nelson has joined Spurs.

Did they actually pay for Saha?

Spurs just buying players for the hell of it?

Keith Andrews has a massive arse on his chin.

You've answered your critics, West Brom, by signing Keith Andrews! Congratulations!

Who's this numpty?

Wonder what they asked. Mike.

QPR enquired about Shola Ameobi, apparently.

Cotterill fell asleep there or something?

We're going to hear from Zamora - bet he's delighted!