Ritchie

Is Scott Parker getting the boo treatment?

Wolves winning against Chelsea.

COME ON! BESTY BOY!

Justin is out tonight.

Hang on, what's the team?

Why? He could live with Ledley King then. Don't think he's living with Nolan anymore anyway. OMG! Quick! Someone get the courts after him!

YAY!

Knew I shouldn't have bothered.

CUNTS!

NOW GET ANOTHER ONE AND DONT FUCKING CONCEDE!!

FUCKING STOKE!!

Another couple of goals for Manchester United please, and no goals for Stoke.

How come Manchester United aren't winning yet?

I think a game of cricket is too optimistic, tbh. A game of charades is more likely.

I have no idea.

It's got 0-0 written all over it.

I've gone for -1 Manchester United. If it doesn't come off, which is likely knowing my luck, I'll be sad.

Me and you will sort out a nice little earner for ol' Ritchie, eh? Give him a slice of our luck. It's only fair, really. We can't all be so good at this. I think I've got more than a slice of that, already!

Any tips for tonight / tomorrow?

Di Maria.

Lille central defender Adil Rami has agreed to sign for Valencia in the summer in a deal worth over ten million quid.

Tiote getting bitch slapped was hilarious.

YAY!

Tiote!

JOSE!