Ritchie

Hope he fails.

Can we take a hammer to his leg before he goes?

Give us the fucking money you cunts.

Transfer request. What a cunt.

If he has submitted a transfer request then he can fuck right off and we'll take all the Torres money.

It's a mental amount of money, though. Hopefully, we spend it wisely.

It doesn't help when the official website has a 'Massive Sale' banner on the splash page.

We should just delay until the Torres deal goes through and then pull out of it when they've lost their best striker.

Ashley just wants to rape Liverpool of the Torres cash.

I bet Carroll's round at the Nolans with SSN on laughing his tits off at this.

The board's going to break any minute now.

WE WANT MORE THAN TORRES!

REJECTED!

Carlton Cole?! Fuck Off!!

Could get eight Ben Arfa's for that.

SSN are just making things up. He's 'reportedly' on his way to Liverpool, a bid has 'reportedly' been accepted, etc. Until it's official, which I'm dreading, then I'm just going to sit here and twiddle my thumbs.

I now officially hate transfer deadline day.

No, but our strike force will look pathetic.

Ugh, Ashley with £35 million.

Is Carroll really going? Has a bid been accepted? What's going on?

The timing is more important than how much money they're willing to go to.

Well if the Sun say it's true, it must be.

Just confirmed on SSN.

Fixture list!

Coleman is shit.