Ritchie

Nice on Zoggy, you prick. Hopefully, we'll now pick up all three points on Sunday.

What a diving cunt.

Wolves winning.

Damn, subbed Malouda out of my FF team.

We fucked their squad up in the Carling Cup.

Arsenal winning.

Pennant signs for Stoke for £1.75 million.

Confirmed.

I'm sure a bid of around nine million would get him.

They're planning to ditch Luque as well.

Krul Simpson Williamson Coloccini Enrique Barton Nolan Tiote Jonas Ranger Carroll Win: 2-1.

Imagine if Smith's first goal was an overhead kick!

Co-Commentator being unbiased for once.

He's been sent off!

SEND DAWSON OFF!

Blackpool winning at the mackems.

Don't let Carroll take a freekick again, please.

Excellent from Krul!

Wish I could switch this co-commentator off, the biased twat.

Tiote!

Stop fucking diving you Spurs cunts!

GAME ON!

Can we withdraw this 'improved' contract offer, please?