Ritchie

"What a pity!"

Just confirm it you fat fuck.

Keep up Jim White, we've known this for ten minutes now.

Please don't look at the streets of Sunderland. We don't want to ruin it!

Boo! The mackems are on!

This game is canny mental, like.

Dunne is so shit.

Easy!

Thought that was us.

Redknapp's wife would've scored that.

Four points taken against Arsenal and Chelsea.

This is mental.

How many Chelsea players need to push back Steven Taylor?

Again.

Lucky.

Ranger coming on!

Poor Shola's not getting any love!

Damn!

Another one for Berbatov.

He's fucking missed!

Wigan penalty.

Any tips for tonight?

This is the same striker who went on a nine month goal drought. If it wasn't for this season (where his contract finishes at the end of it), we wouldn't even be talking about him.

Mikey has denied any wrong doing.

Congrats. Is that the biggest win on here?