Ritchie

i still think martin jol would have a go. Not with no money.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45057000/jpg/_45057360_kinnear_pa416.jpg

Pathetic dive by Ronaldo.

FUCKING HELL!

COME ON!

Gareth Bale as Man of the Match. Sorry, Rafael, a goal and two assists isn't enough.

There's one more goal in this, I reckon.

What a fucking Idiot.

They haven't mentioned Jammy Milner's name yet.

Carroll is missing his landlord.

IT'S PERSONAL, LADS!

He's bound to come off early with an injury.

Jay fucking Bothroyd?!

Fifteen minutes too late.

Dempsey is lucky Tiote didn't eat him there.

Accept it, and get it out of the way please. It just wasn't our night last night.

Who was the diving cunt?

RIDE ME! RIDE ME!

I'll be happy with a draw, tbh.

COME ON NEWCASTLE! TOON TOON TOON!

What's happened?!

It's because they class their wingers as forwards for some reason, e.g. England calling Shaun Wright-Phillips a forward.

I like how the MOTD highlights start off with a 'Cheer Up Steve Bruce' chant.

I fucking love this team!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!