Ritchie

We're going to have no balls left at this rate.

We're not getting Hatem Ben Arfa, ffs for the same reason we've transfer listed Steven Taylor - demanding too much money.

Ipswich.

Narh, that's Boa Morte who they offered a new deal to.

Don't they owe a percentage of Mascherano's sale to a third party?

I had Carroll next goalscorer at 4-0.

Shola getting ready.

Up to 8th!

OH YEAH!

9th in the league at the mo!

FUCK YEAH!!!

YES!

Awh shit, we're signing Steve Stone!

We should've gone for Odemwingie.

How about 12? Alliance Moscow CSKA Moscow Dinamo Moscow FC Moscow Krylja Sovetov Moscow Lokomotiv Moscow Molnia Moscow Nika Moscow Smena Moscow Spartak Moscow Tornado Moscow Torpedo Moscow

Anfield sounds dead.

We've Survived!

YES! WE'VE FUCKED UP EVRA!

Oh look, a Paul Scholes 'special'.

Great.

Fucking referee.

Alan Smith. ffs.

Nearly.

Alan Smith with a long ball special.

COME ON!