Ritchie

Awh shit, it's Barton!

Nice one Railer!

Carroll's penalty.

HE'S MISSED! WAHOOOO!!!

Lovenkrands 1-0!

Are we any good at shootouts?

Barton you proper bellend, I wanted that trophy!

Luque to score the winner.

Xisco we know you're gay, there's nee need to show us your bra.

There's nowt wrong with Routledge, he's coming out of the tunnel with the rest of the starting line up at this minute.

Rafael Marquez to New York Red Bulls.

Top 10 names printed on shirts 2009/10 Season 1. Torres 2. Gerrard 3. Rooney 4. Fabregas 5. Arshavin 6. Lampard 7. Drogba 8. Owen 9. Carragher 10. Tevez Top 10 names printed on shirts 2008/09 Season 1. Torres 2. Ronaldo 3. Gerrard 4. Rooney 5. Berbatov 6. Fabregas 7. Arshavin 8. Walcott 9. Nani 10. Lampard Top 10 names printed on shirts 2007/08 Season 1. Ronaldo 2. Gerrard 3. Torres 4. Rooney 5. Fabregas 6. Tevez 7. Van Persie 8. Carragher 9. Adebayor 10. Nani http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/8876682.stm Owen.

Do the sponsers take turns with the football league or something? It's gone from Coca Cola to npower this season.

The defence isn't all that.

Sporting midfielder? Jesus, for how much? Yeah it's on the Sky Sports Transfer Clockwatch.

Miguel Veloso is set to join Genoa.

George Boateng has joined Xanthi if anyone cares.

Haven't we already had this discussion?

Cheers.

Can someone explain what happens if you have a dnb on an accumulator and it's a draw, please? I'm a bit confused about this.

The socks are awful.

Madrid Zoo have had a bid rejected for Germany's Paul the Octopus.

Artur Boruc has joined Fiorentina.

I love how they've put their home shirts on.

I win. Congrats.