Ritchie

Shame.

Danny Welback completes move to the mackems on loan.

Onuoha completes loan moves to the mackems.

Marlon Harewood signs with Blackpool.

Bellamy left out of Europa League squad.

Thank fuck we didn't go for him.

Cunts.

He's on international duty, people.

I think there may be some truth in that, but there's more to it. Maybe he was told he couldn't spend the Milner money?

http://www.skybet.com/betting/football/manager-specials/t10002896.html Alan Curbishley

To be fair, I'd be retiring if Jamie Carragher was picked ahead of me.

Two more, please.

Come on Chelsea, you bellends.

So he's dropped all the fringe players? That'll teach them.

Whoops.

Rafinha has joined Genoa.

Damn, I've got a SkyBet account and didn't get an e-mail. Cunts.

Where's this free £5 bet coming from?

More like... http://www.chelfing.com/userimages/Chelfingchuckle.jpg

Championoes! Championoes! O LAY! O LAY! O LAY!

Awh shit, it's Barton!

Nice one Railer!

Carroll's penalty.

HE'S MISSED! WAHOOOO!!!

Lovenkrands 1-0!