Ritchie

Johnson.

Come on, that corner wasn't as bad as Ivory Coast's one.

Juventus have signed Catania's Jorge Martinez for ten million.

What's with the sticker badges?!

Henry offers nothing, he's past it.

France are so fucking shit!

GOAL!!!

Singing! Woo!

Ochoa still isn't in goal.

Awh fuck, Mark Bright's commentating.

No Robinho isn't going to score, is he?

This is going to be 1-0, isn't it?

ALERT: The Korean fans are actors!

GOAL!

Someone tell Elano to stop shooting from distance, ffs.

Zoran Tosic joins CSKA Moscow.

Cristiano Ronaldo in a dive shocker.

Surely not. My West Ham supporting mate will be besides himself. It was on SSN's yellow ticker before and I think they had his agent on the phone. Seems like it's almost certain to go through.

That'll fuck up a few bets.

Riquelme close to joining West Ham.

Come on, you dirty Italians!

YES! COME ON!

Fucking dickheads.

Good. Forza Italia!

Cabanas. You didn't hear about it?