Ritchie

Ben Arfa injured. His fault.

That defending.

We need more chants.

THERE'S ONLY ONE BOBBY ROBSON!

Going to be bittersweet if we score.

Were 8th are 9th If you take the mini league into account, we're actually second.

Fuck off.

Yay!

Don't think loans should count. Wayne Hennessey [£3M] Kevin Theophile-Catherine [£2.1M] - Mamadou Sakho [£15M] - Martin Demichelis [£4.2M] - Andrea Dossena [FREE] Erik Lamela [£26M] - Marouane Fellaini [£27.5M] - Paulinho [£17M] - Nacer Chadli [£7M] Dani Osvaldo [£15M] - Roberto Soldado [£26M] Total Cost of Failures: £142.8M --- Special Mentions: Maarten Stekelenburg [£4M] Tiago Ilori [£7M] Erik Pieters [£3M] Gary Medel [£9.5M] Etienne Capoue [£9M] Stewart Downing [£5M] Emanuele Giaccherini [£6.5M] Stephane Sessegnon [£6M] Luis Alberto [£6.8M] Andy Carroll [£17M] Konstantinos Mitroglou [£11M] Ricky van Wolfswinkel [£8.5M] Andreas Cornelius [£7.5M] Iago Aspas [£7M] Jozy Altidore [£6M] Victor Anichebe [£6M] Yannick Sagbo [£2M] Well done lads!

6/4 to get relegated.

Dortmund perhaps. Don't need him when they've got Ji Dong Wonga.

Miss you Yohan.

GOAL!

Hope Chelsea get proper destroyed.

BOO!

Wat Atletico Madrid scored.

YES!

I still can't believe we paid Swansea one million to have a cup of tea and a chat with Neil Taylor.

What a clanger by the referee, he was through on goal.

Goal!

Yay!

Fuck, come on Atleti!

Was that a midget in the crowd?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26785499 http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26694310

Arsenal fans. What a bunch of bellends.