Ritchie

Well that was interesting.

That poor bloke.

Can't wait to see all the players' faces in the fireworks.

Ebanks-Blake needs a club...

Nick Powell to Wigan on loan.

Why does that fan have a potato?

Noo! Peter Ramage is leaving the Premier League.

Pizza has arrived at QPR.

That so isn't us.

Middlesbrough?! I forgot they even existed.

Viviano on loan to Arsenal.

Vaz Te to Norwich.

FIVE HOURS TO GO! OMGAZH!

Levy, man. "If you want this player, you'll have to take that player too."

We spent thirty million in January, apparently.

David Craig is on!

We are hearing that Newcastle are weighing up a move for Watford goalkeeper Jonathan Bond as they search for a No.3 keeper before the close of the transfer window.

David Craig doesn't even bother going to our training ground any more.

Sponsored by FM 2014.

AVB.

What was Crouch doing there?!

Come on Tottenham.

He's shit at shooting, though.

This twat is going to miss.

Red card.