Ritchie

If only we could pull our sponsor off.

All the Wonga signs.

Because there was about three players in front of him ready to block it, you miserable old cunt.

Should have kept him.

Meanwhile, we've got one in three months and he's not even ours.

Twenty five.

Wahey!

Shola starting a fight.

Shola, yay.

Needing Ben Arfa against this lot.

What was that chant?

What the fuck?!

Who is De Brudda?

Gary Neville must be so fucked off that his show has been alien invaded by Jamie Carragher.

This has been well shit.

That's ridiculous.

Could do with a goal now.

Why did Shreeves need to say that?

Ba and his 'entourage' are all money grabbing cunts. There's not even a chance he'll be coming back here.

Is Schurrle even any good?

Director of Fuck All.

Don Cowies.

So we've played 120 minutes of football, had one shot on target and it came from Tiote of all people.

And he took Cisse off for Gouffran!

What's he doing?