Ritchie

Director of Fuck All.

Don Cowies.

So we've played 120 minutes of football, had one shot on target and it came from Tiote of all people.

And he took Cisse off for Gouffran!

What's he doing?

Shola.

http://californiacitynews.typepad.com/.a/6a00e39824d7c48833013485b503c7970c-500pi

That bloke's ginger head getting in the way!

URGH!

That cross. Cisse coming off!

That was a forearm, you big fairy.

Marveaux.

Sammy.

I've watched an hour of this and I still have no idea what's been happening.

Why was Sagbo sent off?

Shola man, you useless twat.

At least we're winning headers from corners. Maybe we can work on them going goal wards next season.

We didn't nick it last season at all, you stupid commentator.

Resting players on the second day of the season.

Starting Shola in 2013. http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/3/36421/1841142-is_this_real_life.jpg

Can we not just get both Ayew brothers? It would solve a lot of problems.

41st to 14th tonight.

93 points.

I've got a load of players I want rid of already. Twenty points off the top, hopefully I'll close the gap a bit after tonight.

There seemed to be a lot of frustration in the first half. Cisse booting the ball at the crowd, Taylor deciding to clothesline Aguero, Debuchy throwing the ball down at the ground, Yanga-Mbiwa pushing Dzeko and taking a chunk out of Navas, etc.