Tachikoma

What more could he have done like? Scored. He almost did, it got deflected over He never strikes the ball with any real conviction, which results in shots that go straight at the keeper or a defender.

Fuck off Benzema you shit cunt.

Its kind of sad that I would be happy with the swap too.

He'll end up getting played as some sort of forward defender who marks opposition DMs imo.

This match should have been HBA turning the rape on

Sissoko coming on

Mehhhhhh.

Make the sub dammit.

Save

Cometh the time, cometh the Shola

Matuidi is such a donkey

Hate the puppet and hate the puppet master. I'd celebrate it, tbh. I know I'll feel shit afterwards, but I'd do it anyway.

Crazy hands

Who is the 'we' in this sentence? England? NUFC? N-O? Well, I meant England, but aye. Not in pens, both of these sides are stone cold killers by comparison.

Howard Webb is going to want airlifting from this game

Shola could plausibly improve this Brazilian team

Hate this Brazil team, but I think Chile are knackered and you'll eventually get the ball to Hulk or Neymar in a good position.

Can't be worse than Fred, can he?

So close. Hope Brazil loses this, their style of play reminds me too much of the King's football, i.e. having 10 in your own half after scoring the first goal of the game.

Make it sound like a tribal ritual. Can't get a man's name until you watch the King for 38. seriously is. Last season was fucking terminal. Everyone of us who say through that shit, has earned their stripes as a fan. People full on losing it at the end, shouting at our players for scoring. The last four or five matches were a fever dream. Was crazy. I thought at the time like imagine some positive nufc fan signed up during then. Just been like "pardew is so bad, think he can improve" decimated within seconds. Colo making effortless tackles to stop an attack "Fuck off, Colo. Fucking prick." that time was mad. Remy scores "fuck off Remy" Next season is going to be largely the same I suspect. I miss wanting the team I support to win

Fucking machine, that man is.

Ref

Dammit bring on Shola already

The next time someone bumps this thread, can it be about the King being assassinated, pretty please?