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Liverpool trying too hard. God fucking dammit, fuck the king.

Fucking refs.

Should have paid a few Liverpool fans off to carry ours.

Just read up on him, sounds like he's Keegan on steroids

I love this forum

Park Chu-young's wiki entry has him down as a Monaco international for some reason.

Pretty apt. Tbf my hatred for Pardew has come to the point where its difficult to feel as much hate for anything else.

If Pardew makes it to his 4th full season with us... I wonder what happens in the first episode. Something entirely different to what you think happened thats for sure D'oh I'll wait an episode, but that's all the patience I have left for that little turd.

If Pardew makes it to his 4th full season with us... I wonder what happens in the first episode.

"Obrigado for the potassium, cunts." In fact, the 30-year-old commented after the game: 'I don't know who threw the banana but I want to thank him. It gave me the energy to put two more crosses in for our goals.' class

Just think of this as chemotherapy, its going to feel sickening but with any luck it'll shrink the tumour enough for it to be removed surgically. They'd better put a minimum of 5 past us.

It's hard to avoid this conclusion now like. The only thing that might save him is the end of the season, and a couple of signings in the summer to do the same again. It seems as though he's gone past the point where he can turn it around. Who on earth would back this man's judgement? He's inept. "Aye, you've proven to me that you know absolutely fuck all and are incompetent. Here's £40m to spend on players, use it wisely." Well presumably he wouldn't have much of a say in transfers, as before. Jack Colback and Jonjo Shelvey don't strike me as Carr picks. Pardew and his fetish for shit players. A team of 10 Goslings + Blob Jelliot on the pitch would have him cum non-stop for 90 minutes.

This is an indictment of the manager's position at our club. He's bulletproof. God I hope someone tests that theory out in the literal sense.

I'd suffer another year of mid-table meritocracymediocrity under Pardew if it meant Stevie GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE didn't lift the PL trophy. I'd be happy to end your suffering if your post meant Pardew would stay on another year.

Is there a chance less than zero? It's called Pardew. The Pardew: -50 passing, -50 Flair, -50 Determination on all players. And you only had 20 max to begin with.

Here comes a 10-0 beating by Liverpool at the end of the season.

Oh dear.

Lol, retarded much.

Can't bring myself to support anti-football, as sweet as the schadenfreude would be.

Suarez has been kinda shit today.

Ba man

Oh dear.

The problem is that I'm afraid we won't have to imagine it. It feels inevitable.

I dearly wish for Alan Pardew to be harmed. Greviously, perhaps lethally, then crushed under an ATM.

It's perfectly acceptable to say it (mainly because I said the same thing a few days ago and I'm fantastic). Football is purely an entertainment business for fans. I can easily accept a defeat if we can be proud of the players after. Some of our best ever games have ended in defeat or a draw, for example. Exactly. I don't get the disdain towards the idea that sometimes it's better to lose a massively entertaining game than win a crap one by a single goal. Obviously you want firstly to be competitive in the league, but after that entertainment comes first. I'd rather finish 12th & enjoy the games than 7th with Pardew football. I want us to attack the league & get better at doing it over time, not lump ourselves over the line to 9th as if we've just achieved mission impossible. Being entertaining and being competitive are not necessarily two things which are independent of each other, especially with a squad of players who prefer to play it on the floor like ours.