Tachikoma

The lesson we should all take from this is, as long as you can bribe the officials to say that they saw you breaking someone's jaw with a roundhouse kick in a publicly aired football game, but didn't think that anything was wrong with that, you'll get away with it scot-free.

This is insane. That is all.

Well... Colo on Ba was pretty horrible to be honest. Not in the same league as the others mentioned here mind.

Wigan should be fined heavily for the amount of shite they've spouted after the incident.

Yeah, get well soon Massadio

Bet someone will find a replay to prove that Halsey had a man in his way during the handball incident as well.

Well Colo got sent off on the lino's say so at Liverpool, you can see him shouting "it's a red it's a red" in his mic. So it does happen, and needs to happen much more often but like you say as a rule they say nothing. Colo had barely touched Suarez (I think he completely missed?) and was sent off for that, the inconsistency is just ridiculous now.

He played worse today than he had on Thursday :/ Pardew needs to sort this one out somehow.

yeah I can see him performing better as a winger. I think he's our best RW right now, given that Marveaux and Sissoko don't fancy the position, but I don't think I can handle Simpson starting for us regularly again (if Debuchy is out).

Was the only player comfortable with the ball in the opponent's half, except Santon after he scored and went all Bale-like.

This is what I said against Stoke. Didn't disagree, tbf. I think the position he's playing in suits him fine, but he needs to learn some patience. With the physical strength he has, slowing down and holding on to the ball a little while longer shouldn't be any bother at all. Actually, I'd go so far as to say that he has a thing or two to learn from Jonas.

Needs to work on his ball retention.

Aye, we've been absolute shit. Aye, none of us have been under any illusions that we're crap, but the late winners had papered over the cracks temporarily. Fuck knows where we go from here, is there any point sacking Pardew knowing fine well they'll get another DUD. in. Regardless of how much we sucked today, that (non)decision was the reason we lost today. We put them under plenty of pressure despite being shit.

Hand ball, fucking hell man.

Ah fuck this shit.

Lol, sly one from Shola

Man, if Raylor still played for them, that'd be a goal every single time.

Our Gareth Bale maybe

FUCK YES

I really do wonder what is on those notes.

Could do with pushing Sissoko out wide, he's losing it far too often in the middle.

Yeah, we may as well play by honour rules now.

Should have walked in pretending to shake his hand before giving him an uppercut.

I feel a bit guilty for hoping that we break one of their players' legs. God I wish I could break McManaman's nose.

Holy fuck, you may as well not bother having a ref now if that sort of shit goes unpunished.