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We used to do really interesting set pieces just a couple years back, too bad Pardew has totally coached it out of them.

Aston Villa won't be down here with us next season, hell even Sunderland should do better.

More proof that we should keep Pardew then, it was clearly managerial stability that kept us up.

Pardew believes that the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics applies to the macroscopic world. Just imagine not being able to determine the momentum and position of a football accurately until you touched it

Wow.

In the context of this season, staying up. Because going down means losing Hatem Ben Arfa.

^Done.

Maybe Ashley's trying to keep expectations low so we'll be pleasantly surprised if anything happens. *Clutches straws*

That doesn't make any sense at all in the bigger picture; a manager's salary is absolute peanuts compared to the playing staff, and he's arguably the most important person on the team.

Don't forget the "Colo, please stay" banners as well.

I genuinely don't understand why Ronaldo hates Elliot so much

Probably the only reason we only conceded 1 goal in the last two matches. Please please please stay

Negative managers simply don't do well at NUFC. Fat Sam for one is an infinitely better manager than Alan Fuckface, but boy was I happy to see the back of him.

As much as I hate Simpson, he isn't a bad player to have on the squad. Jonas and Willo have their uses as well AS LONG AS THEY AREN'T PLAYING ALL OF OUR GAMES. The only players I'd get rid of at the moment is Obertan and possibly Gosling, if only to make room for Sammy, Vuckic, Ferguson and Campbell.

That pen was a scary one Pretty sure it clipped the crossbar on the way in

Fucking x2 on this, that shot looked like it was dipping into the goal all the way.

Getting worried for a second there, whats he talking about! At first glance he was right, I wasn't sure why we were so sure until I noticed the Aston Villa vs Wigan fixture.

Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked

and here we are again... what a horrible cunt of a ref

pardew you absolute cunt.

dat set penis. its even better when Elliot takes it

you wish, we're already sitting back.

So, about that forum bet... what are the odds on Pardew not getting sacked?

Lol, wasted $19 on this. Kind of bittersweet when the odds on Swansea winning were awesome, but oh well

Demba would probably make a better manager than Alan Turdface