wormy

I know a few people are meh over Jones, being a hangover from the Bruce era and all but I love him. He's just so aggressive in everything he does.

Fuck off with that shit. One fucking chance and it's better than a single one of our shots.

Completely fucked our possession stats. Fuming.

Why don't we have the ball?

Do we sky more shots in the PL than any other team?

Is this the most lopsided 0-0 ever if it stays like this?

Did Bruno acrually get a touch or completely miss it?

And Bruno was there!?

Almost two games in a row. Fucking hell.

Andy you fucking cunt do you want placement or smashing it? Make your mind up you hindsighttastic prick.

Alright lads stop messing about now and get the ball back.

Because teams are parking the bus against us way earlier in our ascent than we expected. I love our team but it doesn't have the lock pickers that are sometimes needed for games like this.

'well yeah it was a shot from Isak but if he would have lifted it over the defender and in to the top corner then it would've been a lot better than this corner'.

OF COURSE Hinchcliffe could do better than Isak there too. Fucking hell. I hate him. I really hate him.

Exactly my thinking. No argument over the handball but apparently Schar's head is consistently fair game.

So unsettling watching Jamie Reuben smile.

Had to giggle when he managed to miscontrol to the point of orbiting the ball with absolutely no pressure on him.

83% possession.

It's a strange mix of satisfying watching us dominate because I'm still not totally used to it, but also annoying that we've not turned it in to a lead. These are the games that will be unlocked with a bit more investment. This team wasn't made for teams parking the bus just yet. If we don't get a clean sheet out of this..

Dear God no one tell him. We'll never hear the end of how Callum could be bucking them so much better despite never personally making his Mrs climax in his life.

Shut the fuck up Hinchcliffe you absolute fucking drip. Got a fucking solution for everything.

Isak you absolutely diagusting being, you. how does he always skip past his defender? It's insane.

Hinchcliffe sounds like he despises life. And do you know what? I hope he does.

Really hesitant from Wilson there. Would've trusted Isak with a shot there.

God Isak is a fucking joy to watch.