wormy

I would say I assume he paid for his interview too but fair play on the consecutive promotions. Anyone got any clue if Gulf United had significant backing compared to their league rivals or if it's a genuinely good job by him?

I knew it was coming yet I still burst out laughing when the highlight started. Looks like he learnt his powershit stance off Piers Morgan.

Thought this may be an interesting bump as we celebrate/commiserate our attendance/non-attendance of the final home game of the season. What were people's final results? After applying for every match, I've well and truly paid for my early season good fortune. Went from 6/10 success rate to 2/13. A total outcome of 1/3 can't be grumbled at really but it feels worse when they all came in quick succession and I've attended one match since the turn of the year. Wouldn't have minded them spread a bit further out (as long as I still got PSG ).

I'm telling myself Man City going out would've fucked the chase for 5th even if Arsenal knocked Bayern out so I can enjoy Arsenal's failure to the fullest extent. I don't know if the coefficient math makes it true but it's good enough for me.

The workshy bastard just puts himself on holiday for multiple seasons with an instruction to his assistant to apply on his behalf when any more prestigious job comes up.

It would be an honour.

Pissing myself at them having to fill out Spurs's highlights on MOTD with Maddison's pot shot that he skied.

No Shearer to bask in the result on MOTD. Bloody Keown instead.

What do you mean? He's just the type of solid disciplinarian they need.

Bad attitude and no end product though. Definitely wasn't the absolute dog shit environment and fans hounding of him when in public. Poor shafted Everton fans.

Correction, AG. *already is.

Don't think I'd mind seeing a modern mock up kit with that style of stripes actually.

Would it help if we put our heads together and brainstorm some questions we should really be asking of Eddie?

Had to go and find this for myself as I thought it was a joke.

They're the final evolution of the turd that won't flush. Fuck off to the bottom half already.

Injury prone m8 lucky to get ur money back on him

Is this the most bottled promotion race ever seen in the Championship?

Hope you didn't give up before the goals.

I've left TNT on and 'The Football's On' is absolute shite even though it's all about us. Is Ian Stone a good comedian in general? His 'banter' is just the same little digs my mates bait me with to try and get me in to an argument.

It's obviously a bit different the manager doing it compared to a player in the heat of the moment. It's a dick move and we'd unsurprisingly hate a player for doing it against us but I'm all for some arrogance against any club that feels they have a right to be above us (nothing against Spurs in general but as long as Levy is there they can get fucked).

I've not a clue who he is but he's always good value for these pictures.

He's still probably scratching his own head too. In the moment it smacked of going balls out the bath with no rhyme or reason, hoping the shock of the captain coming off might stir something in the rest of them. He didn't really have an explanation in his post-match either, just wanted everything to change.

Poor Madders looking like he wants to cry.

Crouch: Micky almost moved too fast. I get what he means but amazing after all of Feltch's bollocks.

I would but for Palace breathing down our neck..