wormy

You have to wonder if he can show his face next season tbh. A disgraceful end to what would've otherwise been a fairly reasonable season.

I think I'm stepping back out of the thread to try and restore some balance. Not been pretty since I started watching.

Who's Birtles's colleague? 'i had to double check the stats that Newcastle have conceded the least in the Premier League'.. Where have you been? It's only been one the biggest narratives associated with us all fucking season.

Damnit I assumed there was no rush finding a legal route of viewing and I miss Gordon's first goal for the club!

Yes, Nick. We didn't once hear 'careful what you wish for/what more do you want/deluded Geordies thinking they deserve to win the Champions League every year/he's running it like a business'. The entire footballing world was pulling in one direction and that was to rid the universally beloved NUFC of the evil Mike Ashley. Then everyone clapped.

Yeah but only once.

The season's almost over. Need to fill our time somehow.

Ah shite. Poor Kieran, doing this all for nothing.

He was on the bench on Monday. This is just Tripps being the leader he is. He'll do anything for the cause to let Ashby see out the season with some game time. Oh Captain! My Captain!

LFC: They bribed officials, artificially inflated their income and got an official tractor partner! PL: They did? LFC: No, but are we just going to wait around until they do?!

Yeah we won't know to what extent but from reading the PDF on the FA webpage he tried to argue he was hiding the gambling habits from his parents, not the FA, in case they opened his bank statements. But that fell flat on its face because his bank statements showed 'significant' non-football gambling anyway.

Irrelevant to the new owners as I believe it was in place pre-takeover, but I have to say I still find it funny that we have an official betting partner that's an entirely different company to the betting company that sponsors our shirt.

We've got a long ol' way to go before we need to invent new sponsorship routes.

That's amazing. Jose looking bloody good for 60 there, too.

That works surprisingly well on the home shirt. Would love to see such a professional mock up on the rumoured home shirt of the past few pages.

I do agree but even if it is considered inflated by people, let them consider it a tiny start to paying back the wasted commercial revenue that no one cared about us getting fair value from for the past 14 years. They can get fucked with any moral compass as to the value of deals when it's only argued when progress is being made, not hindered.

For a few years anyway, before the players get sick of Rodgers. Maybe even sooner than his usual cycle if Levy decides they need to cut back on investment in the playing side.

Seriously, how fucked up are all you peoples' dongs?

So what you're saying is we need to sell them Isak and get McTominay back as a makeweight in the deal for it to work out? I'm in.

Tbf he spent one year with us and seven with Liverpool. You can guarantee he doesn't give a fuck about us unless we actually surpass Liverpool for a sustained period, at which point we'll probably start seeing 'ex-Newcastle midfielder Didi Hamann'. Had to Wiki how many years he spent at Liverpool and it had completely bypassed me that he spent a few years at Man City after that, too.

Hey. Keep me out of it.

Send him back there next season.

Has there actually been an official announcement by the club?

Great to see Brighton secure Europe. Man City's first points dropped in the league in over three months.