wormy

I'm saying 8 minutes on the board, it'll go to 12.

Mad how much of our history blurs in to one for me. Feels utterly wrong that this was literally half my life ago.

If the refs cock this up Livarpool are going to need to direct their money back to inhalers for next season.

You can guarantee that's given the cunts immunity reffing wise, too. Officials will go in to overdrive to avoid any further mishaps.

I did think the same but the angle of the replay from the other side of the goal made it look like it would've curled out for a goal kick if no one got on the end of it so can see the argument. Would've loved it to be chalked up as his though.

Honestly can't muster the disdain many still have over that one stupid moment in the '09 relegation, particularly with the swift payback spanking we gave them on our return. As I've said in relation to the likes of Brighton, I'm happier watching the likes of Villa upsetting the Sky Six applecart rather than us just sneaking to the other side of that status quo you mention.

'scored two goals'.. Proceeds to only show one in the tweet. I'm unreasonably irked by this.

Christ, hadn't seen that West Ham video. Fair play to the big man. Even managed to almost hang someone with his own t shirt.

Call me a grumpy bastard but pitch invasions for a league one semi final playoff? Going to sound proper boomer now and say it's the amount of wankers seemingly unable to genuinely enjoy the moment without documenting it with their phones. Doesn't feel like genuine emotion and is just because they've seen others do it, just like everyone throwing beer in the pub at every opportunity only became 'natural' from 2018.

To this unknowledgeable outsider, it does seem strange that a three year career consisting of mid-table finishes with MK Dons and Swansea before getting tapped up by one of the main expected promotion challengers. What have your expectations been at Swansea these past couple of years, as I would have expected your lot to still be gunning for promotion?

He's honestly exactly how I'd be if I got to turn out for my boyhood club as a full time job. His coming in to form seems to have properly helped him come out of his shell as even though I was a bit more detached in the Bruce years, I don't remember any of this personality.

As much as I don't really give a shit about non-NUFC fans' shit opinions, there's something extremely satisfying about him doing this in his first full season with pretty standard expenditure. As a Southerner, I naturally come across enough 'bought survival/Europe' dickheads and it's so delightfully easy to laugh that lazy bollocks off with a simple stat or two. And it's all thanks to this beautiful man.

Said it before but he's a born leader too that looks like he'll be integral to the culture in a few years, pushing Burn for the spotlight along with Trips.

End of next season apparently according to both Spotrac and Transfermarkt. Can see an expected relegation battler taking a punt if we do make him available but can see him being kept around for the changing room for now though. No chance Murphy goes anywhere this summer though imo.

The dignified sight of our head honcho overseeing things is such a beautiful image in itself. Howe is looking alright, too.

'annihilate'.

I was highly amused at one point when passing out was continually failing quite early on and their idea of switching it up was simply Steele passing to his defender on the left instead of the right, and it still failing. Does Steele normally come out as far as he was in the second half when we stopped pressing? As someone that doesn't watch much of non-NUFC games it almost felt like we'd caused a glitch, he was so shocked by the lack of pressure that he didn't know when to stop coming forward with the ball before releasing it.

Cool as you like penalty to end it.

Barry Bannan is unnervingly ugly.

Who said there'll be 15 minutes added on? Yes please. I never want this game to end. Never did.

Why not fuck around and find out you rat with wings cunts!

YOU FUCKING BEAUTIES!

Say I'm blinkered all you want but I fucking swear the calls for shirt pulling between us and our opponent every week are wildly disproportionate.

Positively jizzing at the concept of us not seeing this out. Probably spontaneously combust if it happens.