wormy

I'm in, out, and shall hopefully be shaking it all about in around 3 hours time.

My bad. Samoa are actually 23 spots higher. This can't go wrong, can it?

I can't make my mind up. Just had a flick through their histories. For a team only formed in 1952, Tahiti have got a pretty damn good record in the Oceania Football Confederations Cup. On the other hand, Samoa have only qualified for the first time this year. But there's only 4 places between them in the world rankings.

Is there that much of a gulf between the two, like?

Fuck sake. Really want to throw some money on those odds.

I done too well tonight. I want to bet more.

It'll always be the Milk Cup to me.

Now that we are where we are, you can look back and kind of like him. Senile old fucker.

How did you manage that? (The loss and the winng back)

Highland Colori was a knocking bet e/w, didn't expect him to win mind. 8/1 was generous, Probert's only ride and on a hat trick, won nicely at Newmarket when I went a couple of weeks back. I have used about a years worth of luck up in one night, about £250 up. Time to retire for the night. Well if someone who actually knows what he's talking about is grateful for £250 up, I'm very grateful for £100 up for today.

Nah. You need to absolutely lay into them and try and get a record amount of scripted 'we're sorry you feel that way' type messages in one conversation. Then get them to close and self-exclude your account. That'll teach them. Cunts.

YOU SO FUNNY! http://www.primeperformers.co.uk/uploads/images/performers/large/John-McCririck.jpg Oh wait.. You're right... http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2010/08/25/article-1282732539278-0AE8EF08000005DC-447572_355x464.jpg

Eh? So you picked another winner, but didn't get the money in on time? In my rage I didn't explain in my usual eloquent manner. The final two sentences were hypothetical. Didn't win, for once I'm grateful for the favourite pulling through. I've generally sung the staff of BetFred's praises. But if I'm going to get more into horses like this, I expect my fucking winnings in time for the next race I want.

Fucking BetFred. I say I'd like my winnings from Sandown in before Newcastle. 'I believe your funds are in there'. Yes you smarmy bitch they are now I've asked! Place it on Bollin Julie. £6.75 would've returned £100. She wins. I'm not fucking happy.

Fuck sake. Only stuck the final 75p in my account on Cogito.

Final race at 8:25 then leaving it at that for the night.

Godolphin retain Dettori, he's their first jockey. Only Bin Suroor and Al Zarooni train for them in this country. If that beats Carlton House and Columbian home I will be very surprised. Good luck Mr.Worm. Make of that what you will.

Where the fuck you pulling all these winners from you daft cunt? This isn't supposed to happen. Tell me about it. Tbf it's only £212.66 from £130-something of stakes. That includes an absolutely retarded £30 punt on a favourite. And favourites are never worth that level of stake. But I'm blaming that on the intoxication. EDIT: Just realised that math(s) doesn't take into account Sir Prancealot as that hasn't paid out just yet. And I've still got something on the 6:55 and 7:55

And Sir Prancealot comes in.

Chain of Events gets me £40-something from £7.88. Got him at 5/1 before he went 9/2.

Bawntameena for me.

Nah. That'll win and then your second 'banker' will let you down.

Queens Visit, mate. Good. No it fucking isn't. Nah, had a ridiculous long shot on that. Congrats. Good luck on the other 2. Same on the next, long shot.

Queens Visit, mate.

At the Race is immense. Reciting DJ Luck and MC Neat lyrics ffs.