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Quality from Theakston.

It's not really that bad a line up compared to a lot of other things labelled as 'celebrity'.

Dat. Fucking. Goal.

Change that fucking avatar ffs, Kaiz'.

rooney with some sadistic smile on his face watching Ramsey. Big Ted finally showing remorse 5 minutes later.

Christ Robbie, get over it mate.

Never realised Williams was going so grey. Football matches should never have such fucking feminine screams eminating from them. Never. Actually a bit worried for poor Gord'.

Class from Big Ted.

Naked wrestling match between Norton and Williams. What in da FUQ is this man on? 'Cause I fucking want some.

FFS. Did anyone else squeal with laughter at Calzaghe's run when tracking back? :lol:

Aston's so fucking shit. Just prances over the ball until someone comes in and steals it.

And on that note I'm going to go with yes, there must be a gentleman's agreement for pros not to score.

Oh FFS Clive. Just piss off and die already.

Lovely ball from Stam.

Love that Allardyce is telling them not to try speculative efforts in the second half btw, when they're up against non-pro goalkeepers now.

Oh FFS. Webb. How many dubious goals given/denied in the second half?

Does Rooney really think growing hair has made him less ugly? It simply frames the ugly.

My feelings too. If it was just an average season then 4th would be a disappointment for that team. However, if he doesn't manage it next season I think it'd be fair to say there'll be question marks. Under the assumption they don't rip the team up too much before next season.

Myers.

WTF. What a fucking joke from Clive. :lol:

KEVIN PHILIPS GETS ONE ON TARGET.

YES ingredients ffs. Thank God I'm not playing a drinking game with these fucking puns.

What's he whispering under his breath?

'As you do'. It's just laddish culture. Clive knows all about that. He's more than allowed to say it. He's also looking out for the Saturdays' hen do aftermath. 'As you do'.

Oh ffs. Two JLS on the pitch now. Same old shit.