wormy

Impressive. How much you put on?

Another Owen tagging on at the end, who looks ashamed to class himself as part of the celebrations after his pathetic contribution.

Reid just stood to the side with a bottle of champers all to himself.

I take cunts seriously, mate. Just cunts.

What was that fucking point!? and the wave. Ugh. I hope he gets a sniper on him a la Dream Team.

Oh holy shit. How can someone with such a horrific fucking voice be loved by so many?

Ah. No wonder Sam loves Ben. Used to be a rugby player.

Can't believe of the two, Kielty conceded the funny goals of the match.

Urgh. Hate Robbie Williams for how he's been tonight. Christ. Yes, you devised this. Well done. Just get on with the match. Love the ridiculous leverl of opportunism. 'Oh, player down? Stretcher coming on? Let's sub myself on and prance around for 5 minutes for all the bitches. Bitches love prancing like a self-righteous cunt'.

Robbie Williams with a tackle that, as far as Clive is concerned, is for the whole of England.

PITCH-SIDE INTERVIEWS. :fwap: Kirsty and her long tits. Like a cattt... A slightly well fed cat. :lol: Must admit I did appreciate that.

Pretty cool for them to chuck him on for a minute.

Only taken him 50 shots.

Fucking hell. Good goal but I already hate it thanks to these cunts. Did you know it was a really good goal? At Old Trafford. Fantastic technique. Didn't stop it. Just connected with it perfectly. Amazing goal. You do realise what he's done? This could be one of the greatest moments in his life. Who gets to do this? Fantastic goal. Man of the match for me. It was a sublime goal.

WOODY :fwap:

Really want a RoW goal for penalties. Stretch this beautiful night out a bit longer. I'll miss Clive at the end of this.

Oof!

FYP

hopefully we never hear it again.

Jonathan Wilkes has a better shot that Philips.

Thank fuck. TAKE THAT, Aston. [/Clive]

Didn't they live together for ages and Jonathan helped him back on the 'straight' and narrow? Definitely some experimentation with more than charity football matches has gone on between these two.

The commentary for that goal will certainly live forever in my memory too, like. On a level with Bellamy in Feyenoord. Ferrell having problems. Needs to come off. Forgot he was even on. ANOTHER FUCKING PUN. For fucking fuck sake. Piss off, Clive.

I had to adblock it a couple days ago. There's something strangely arousing about the sig, like. But it's when I need to look at the rest of that fucking face that I have convulsions.