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Joining up with One Direction after this. Reason enough to let Stam have just one last free shot at him.

MURS LIMPING! MURS LIMPING! MURS. LIMPING. MURS. LIMPING. GET HIM OFF! :fwap:

Sneakily good pass. Shame it was to Philips.

I'm sure he holds a guitar in one of his videos or summik.

:lol: Genuinely thought that had to be one of the celebrities when I looked up and watched that Philips shot.

FFS. We don't even need Clive to tell us who's on the ball. Just wait for the pathetic screaming in the stands.

'Shall we see it again!?' What a fucking cuntshite.

Are phone numbers statistics now?

It's only just struck me. One legend comes off at CB, which isn't even his traditional position, and they go and stick a striker on. This is going to be a mauling. Stam and Shepherd. That was fucking terrible. :lol:

Please. I just want a 'wanks his dog' at the end of one of those Keano chants.

Crespo needs long hair back.

Any desperate comparisons with the Ronaldinho WC goal? No. But a Club Foot one.

Fucking dead-ball specialist, mate. Who else was there lining up for that? GOAL! Stunning tbf for a non-player.

Keane makes one fuck up and pussies out. Surprise surprise.

Can't believe it's only been 20 minutes.

Yes brown envelope! :lol: Dicks.

Philips slotting in with the celebrities nicely.

Yes lads.

Jesus Christ. that was some beautifully descriptive shit there, Clive. :lol:

What a fucking mackem. GIVE IT TO OLLYYYYYY!!!!!!! How are England controlling this!?

:lol: Wilkes. You fucking legend.

Had to improvise with his right foot? What, was that bit not rehearsed or something, Clive?

Another Stam barge. Loving the quality of this. Sheen and then Aston. Class.

Maybe he'll give him a sandwich with Keane next time. We can hope. FFS. They'll have to do Aston as well. Unfortunately it'll be Marvin on in place of him and we'll just be back where we begin. Stupid fucking 15 year olds in the crowd who I'd love to kill.

This scream whenever Murs is on the ball is fucking disgusting. Making my ears bleed. I hope Stam does him better next time.