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Decided I'd watch the final 5 minutes of Depor. Watching fantastic chances for both teams is all the more heartstopping when you're not 100% sure as to which team is which.

I bet on them. Shame I bet on Basel, Luzern and Mjallby.

KKK refused to answer questions from SSN while at a pro-am golf tournament today.

Depor are joking, right?

Yes because class is defined as referring to someone as a Dutch prick. If it's good enough for Craig Bellamy, it's good enough for mackems.

Embarrassed? Really? They do remember that Meyler posts an anti-Newcastle tweet every day in desperation to be remembered as a cult hero due to the fact the crock can't ever actually play, right?

And then they started selling them players. sunderland fans have every right to mock Man Utd's title failure if they're smart enough to realise they were getting ripped off every blazing transfer window.

Croatia.

depro pls

Fuck off getting my hopes up for a triple come back, Luzern. EDIT: There we go. Young Cunts settling that one for me.

Xerez also a man down Celta leading. On the note of short odds, Celta or not, did anyone else think they were criminally short odds? Got 2/9 on BetFred. It's not like Xerez are relegation fodder, like. Basel and Luzern both equalise before half time. Everything is sickeningly falling my way now, so something's soon to go wrong.

Ignored the horses today. My luck's truly run out when not a single horse I pick in last night's lucky 15 even places ffs.

Fucking cunts. I would've been more content with my shit choices if Stromsgodset didn't get one. Had them in a double with cunting Mjallby cunts. Also a treble of Depor/Celta/Hercules. Also a double of Luzern/Basel. Fucking cunts.

Bullshit fucking football. i feel my luck's running out.

Your house on Strømsgodset. Or Haugesund (playing thursday). Me want a double that settles in one day.

Tips for tomorrow foreigners? Esbjerg? Helsingborg? Stromsgodset? Viking? OB? Alcorcon? Hercules? Celta? Depor? Basel? Luzern?

Everyone will pine for Nike until we get them, get average kits that are disgusting until the initial disappointment wears off and it becomes alright. Then we'll pine for Umbro until we get them, at which an average kit gets labelled disgusting, with the initial disappointment wearing off and it becoming alright. Rinse and repeat. Yup, new kit getting unveiled in June. Hoping early. Might push for it as a birthday present if I like it.

OGS bet not coming in for you guys then?

Back to £100 profit since keeping track 2 weeks and a day ago. Really puts things into perspective when you read that you've staked a total of £479 in that time.

Nahh, stay positive. I want to say it means you're just being smarter with your bets but at those stakes on shit like Poland friendlies and Segunda matches I'm not so sure. I felt like a dick sticking the whole £25.02 in my account on it!

Good work, Westmoor. Wish I had the balls to chuck as much money on. What were the odds of the second bet?

Paddypower have it live mate. That'd be sweet as a jam donut if I wasn't self-excluded.

20 minutes left and Cordoba have a one man advantage. You'd like to think they'll hold onto that 2-0 lead. It's all on Poland to not bottle it.