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As soon as someone purposely tips something on here the horse goes for a right screwjob. :lol:

Christ. Would've thought he'd at least be interested in a punt at the CL before ditching them for 'new motivation'. Especially when the cunt's on like £200k a week. Big clubs like Chelsea and Bayern Munich. I just don't know what to make of this.

You have two more winners to worry about first If they both win then I've got nothing to worry about. The estimated returns written beside the bet on my account tells me that. I like to calculate the eventualities, though. Despite being shit at math.

Can you set up a league and pay through something other than a betting website which you've self-excluded yourself from? If so, Taylor, write this one off and let's get this shit started riiiieeeet.

Oh God. Absolutely stunning. I honestly can't wait for this summer. No hopes, no expectations, no supporting England. Just full-on hilarity.

Ah right. Makes even less sense to me now. I'll just see what pops up into my account when it's over. Cheers though, Stu.

So, excuse the novice-ness.. This patent, at E/W 71p per line. Gatewood winning at 13/2, for a 71p single gets me £5.32p back. Because I done it E/W, does that get doubled because it won?

Good start. £10 gone thanks to Valery. Anyone know where it finished? Gatewood kicking off my patent well though.

:lol: I gave up after three paragraphs that just re-hashed what pretty much every arm of the media sticks in every article about us right now. Reading responses and discovering he slags Demba with the equally over-used, tedious bullshit of the 'changing our formation to appease our prima donna striker' spin, I'm glad I gave up.

What a fantastic tip. I got 5/2 on betfair for Adelaide. Top bombing. Have we missed the boat on this one? Just checked. Yeah. They won 2-0. Was going to stick my final 6p on it. (piss off, all of you. ) Wish I had 6p. I'm not betting, I have nothing more to give, just lost it on some bingo. Might go out thieving, ffs. Ash. Bingo.

Right. Taking a step back, walk the dog. Come back in about an hour and get ready to lose my mind.

£700 more ffs.

There's a split decision... Hoof It.....or.....The Cheka.... I don't want to sway your decision but Hoof It will win. But The Cheka is worth a cheeky E/W punt alongside Valery Borzov at 20/1 at the 2:00. 20? 28/1 on BetVictor. Is it worth a couple quid EW? FFS. Why do I always self-exclude my accounts. Sounds worthy of a couple of quid at those odds tbh.

There's a split decision... Hoof It.....or.....The Cheka.... I don't want to sway your decision but Hoof It will win. But The Cheka at 8/1 is worth a cheeky E/W punt alongside Valery Borzov at 20/1 at the 2:00.

I've broken off into my own stable and taken Menomena and Stu with me to Cheka. Do it. In English... Put your house on The Cheka. Not Hoof It.

I've broken off into my own stable and taken Menomena and Stu with me to Cheka. Do it.

Go halves on buying Ali for the night? He'll be grateful for the cash.

Feel quite bad about my faux-angry posts towards him.

What a fantastic tip. I got 5/2 on betfair for Adelaide. Top bombing. Have we missed the boat on this one? Just checked. Yeah. They won 2-0. Was going to stick my final 6p on it. (piss off, all of you. )

Today's the day, Anderson. Chase.

Scarily, me jumping into this early has caused Stu and Menomena to quote saying they're placing the same bet as me. Join in the hilarity.

Your bet's even worse now I'm on the back of it, Roger. Took Twirl out and made it a patent. Doesn't feel worth it at such short odds, returns shit all if it's the only win in a lucky 15.

p*ss off. I don't want to be the forum bad guy/rebel. But yesterday i was all up for laying Courage and got threatened out of it. What if the hoof beat us all again by a nostril? That's the question you need to ask yoursleves. Who the fuck lays? Courage is an apt name to have followed yesterday. Because you fucking well need it in this thread. Now. Do you have it? Or do you not? 'Cause brother, the money train is about to roll into the station. Are you going to jump on it, or get run over by it?

Right. I want to play with another £10 in some form of patent/lucky 15. Any good suggestions to add to those two selections?

Piss off.