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That's a mahoosive exception. Wasn't she like 15 at that? I was only 16 at the time so I'm in the clear on being a sicko. Would that have stopped me anyway? Who knows. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Never bet on away teams playing in Bolivia man. I came across a random tip on a website and it was saying that the only thing in Bolivar's favour was the altitude etc. I got blinded by the big names and the 3.8 odds. Fair do's and it is on a level playing field but the altitude is such a massive factor. I'd never touch a non-altitude team playing in Bolivia plus as it's the latter stages there are no real duffers in there. Santos will run riot in the 2nd leg like most likely though. 2nd leg 8-0 to Santos. Ridiculous. Disgustingly short on odds then running riot like. Got 1.25/1 on -2 and 1.4/1 to qual. Won't happen but stuck a little bit on La U to qualify at 5s v Quito. Ridiculously short odds. Saw 1.18 on Ladbrokes. Still pissed at wasting £50 quid on that shit 2 weeks ago.

If the Cup is CL I shall kindly tolerate 2nd in the league. Only just.

Deluded Jawdee. Expecting a reasonably comfortable top half finish two years in a row. And you wonder why we get mocked.

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I'm about 11-12 depending on how fat I am at a point. Fuck knows these days. Comfy but I wouldn't call it room to spare, like.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Maybe I've finally hit puberty at 22 and done some growing. Look at me now, Ali. Look at me fucking now!

Yeah, I'm usually a medium and last seasons medium Was way too big on me so went a for a small, obviously try it on first, I'm not taking any blame but it worked for others too; large=medium I'm going to take a stab at it not being the case this year. As I'm sure Ali or someone will fucking no doubt jump into this thread to testify, I'm not the biggest of people, medium is fine on me. Stretch and you can see a hint of gut, the sleeves are tight-fit also.

Next biggest story is Rihanna on a drip ffs. Hate those cunts.

That'd be a dream tbf. Imagine of all teams, Spurs and Arsenal are the ones that miss out on CL. Two teams that were pretty much a given to remain in those spots at differen times this season.

Didnt he turn us down? Yeh i think he did. We were a club that was only starting to recover from turmoil. We were in massive financial trouble still... i think people forget that a little. Did he sign the January we were nailed on for promotion? Hardly think our off field issues had anything to do with him not coming here. He chose a team where he would get more playing time, nowt else imo. I think everything was a factor tbh. We may have been pretty confident of getting back to the PL at the first attempt, but we weren't expected to be doing anything like what we have the past 2 years. And there was still the previous few years hanging over us. Them already being a PL club, the hype of Martinez and a positive future for Wigan etc. Not hard to see why he chose them over us.

I'd say that liking Savage Garden is more than enough to warrant a return to that username tbh.

Pretty much, it's the only song I can tolerate. Nah. You're just gay.

Just been delivered. Nice. Can't decide if I like the fitted sleeves or not. Makes me feel like I need to work out.

Is this like a much gayer version of the Norris jokes?

But Messi is a nicer person. I'm 100% sure it was done in jest. Unlike that scumbag.

This. As much as we want to try and push on from the last positions, you'll have City and Man U up at the top. But other than that you'll not have a massive margin for error between 3rd and 6th/7th (if Liverpool get their act together), exactly like this season. I'd be content with us being regular challengers for EL/a cheeky challenge for CL now and then. Throw in some promising cup runs and I'll be happy.

We were a championship side at the time. Wigan were premiership. If we wanted him we could have got him. Board obviously didn't pull the stops out. We're NEWCASTLE UNITED!!!!1111

Couldn't blame the club if they can get a fair fee from two players whose value is only going to wane from this point as they get less and less game time (hopefully). As said it'd be a shame to see Best go. As well as Shola has been doing for us, I wouldn't mind seeing if Best could take the mantle of 'final 20 hold up man' if he was happy to have that role, considering the years ahead he's got on Shola.

If it got such a negative reaction on here I've no doubt other sites with pictures would've had reactions. And it's not like they don't look at shit, whether on here or elsewhere. Take a handful. Go on. Suck on them. Pretty please.

If it got such a negative reaction on here I've no doubt other sites with pictures would've had reactions. And it's not like they don't look at shit, whether on here or elsewhere.

LET'S DO IT.

Pathetic that I'm genuinely pissed that I have to wait another month for the home shirt. I do think though, that they've reneged on the initial home design after seeing such negative reactions to the 'leaks/prototypes/mock ups'. If it was the home then away then I wouldn't be thinking anything strange in it, but I don't see why there'd be a month gap between the away and then the home being released.

I'd be delighted with that tbh. Would be another good season with a lot of wins. Wouldn't be nearly enough wins in the second half for my liking if we're only in EL 'till Christmas. It's final or bust tbh.

Cheers for the three yeas, Simmo. Good luck wherever you go. Fucking Chelsea expect him to hit somewhere like Villa.