wormy

s'alright, you could always slag him off a la wormy My bad for pointing out that he done well then shit.

Fantastic work from Best there, and then he tried a cross... FFS.

Depressing considering what this team can actually do, but I'm pleased to go in drawing.

Skills from Best. Impressive.

Colo getting bored and moving to midfield.

What's there to remember? Krul, offside, Tiote, foul, Best, Bolton counter. Rinse and repeat.

Do many make first half subs? If you mean half time, yeah. Off the top of my head, funnily enough it was to take off the guy who we all want on right now.

Absolute fucking retard. But hey, Barfa would probably have been sat on the sidelines tossing himself off uninterestedly so he wouldn't have been in position to get that ball, I bet. So yeah, Best is the better option.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT BEST???

Krul.

How can it be so fucking obvious to everyone else yet not Pardew?

Had to happen.

A Bolton player getting involved in a little passing triangle with Tiote and Jonas, there.

Flicked back, saw Tiote on the floor, yellow being held up, thought it was for him.

Shut up, man. Pardew knows how he wants us to play, and he's brought in the players to do so. The main one may be on the bench, but all he needs to do is up his game. Faith in the Pardmeister.

Wait for it, lads! Krul with the ball! Something sexy will happen! My bad. Long ball for offside. Should've guessed.

Fuck off. I really don't know if I can stand watching this.

Slick, Gabby.

Oh ffs. That's really the gameplan? Did Krul really launch the ball when we had 9 other players barely out of our penalty area? Fucking bullshit.

Ledge.

They look bewildered whenever we try and play football. Yet we're smacking it up at Best too often. Seriously, imagine this team with a simple couple of changes. Santon in place of Raylor (not his fault today I know), and give up on this fucking 442 and stick HBA in place of Best, and PLAY IT ON THE DECK. Would rape this lot today.

Awful shot from Jonas there.

I'm liking that the Bolton fans are already getting restless. Let's keep this going. Starting to get into this now.

That was your chance for the generic Oberbash, lads.

What else was he supposed to do, there?