wormy

It's called FOOT-ball, lads. The clue's in the name.

Christ, lucky there. Dodgy header from Santon.

We get fooled every week I said it the night of the Blackburn goal as a fucking joke. Unbelievable that it actually happened.

What's with Krul's Virgin patch?

That fucking interview, shittest answers I think I've ever fucking heard for benching a player.

As much as I hate to be on a level with that French poster who only ever posted to say that. I can see it now. Beyond a fucking joke. Nearly threw up in my mouth when I just switched over and saw the first XI ffs.

I'll go with that reason, too. Fucking cunts.

FUUUUUUUUUUUU 5 mins + stoppage. Come on, Ipswich. Give away one of those last minute winners you like to gift teams at the moment.

4/10 have scored in mine, all but given up hope of that bad boy. And Crawley/Sheff Utd 0-0. Not looking too hopeful.

Feck sake. My long shot away Championship not going too badly apart from Ipswich are leading at half time. They always fucking pick up a win when I bet against the cunts.

£5 gets £63 on Ipswich/Blackpool, Portsmouth/West Ham, Blackburn/Fulham, Doncaster/Cardiff, Crystal Palace/Leeds all to score. And £32 from £3 on a little European adventure: Real, Valencia, Fiorentina, Juve, Napoli, PSG, Liege.

£5 on Arsenal, Man City, Sheff Utd and Crawley gets me £48, hopefully a long weekend bet to keep me interested.

Got £2 on a little away long shot of Southampton, Birmingham, West Ham and Blackpool. Another £3 to waste and might stick a fiver in my Paddy Power account, as they're offering to match my bet to entice me back as I haven't used them in a while.

Don't know why I found this so funny.

Interesting stat on the £17m funding the category 1 status for 22 years.

That didn't read scarily at all. :lol:

Never understood the dislike of Spurs themselves. Purely twitchy ballbags that my dislike is born from.

I'm bad enough pretending I don't remember cunts from school and IDing/refusing them. Fuck, if I ever got a shot at doing it to a cunt like Ranger.

Look at the teeth on the one on the left, I reckon she's got some heritage somewhere.

Let's hope so. Any reason why, OM? That's at least one round missed by at least one of our players.

No need. He already said he didn't come up with the thread title, man.

Tbf if it was me I'd probably do it just 'cause it's Ranger.

Meh, we ran with "Joke Enrique" for long enough and it did him the world of good. Bet it's the reason he left tbh.

Aye, my mate said he heard that he went into a bar, challenged anyone who wanted a go at darts, winner gets £50, lost every game, paid up, and then stuck a grand behind the bar and left, saying have a good night. I said it's probably bullshit like every other Balotelli 'story' that comes about these days, his response 'but it's Balotelli, it's probably true'.

Ridiculous.