SentSix

Just fucking kill me.

Turboshit.

Birds fly. Water is wet. Tiote gets a yellow.

My liver is cowering in the corner. It knows what's coming.

Deploying the Hatem Bomb too early is not advisable.

This is rock bottom.

It's some footy zen master shit.

This really should be grounds for ejection.

I see we've set our thuggery slider to max once again. Very much approve!

Starting to like this.

HBA on please.

Again, who are these people and what have they done with my Newcastle?!

I miss Cabaye.

Creativity in set pieces? Who is this and what have you done with my Newcastle?!

That beautiful Cisse smile!

Pardew has set his roaming slider to max.

I'm going to need a cigarette and a warm washcloth. That. Fucking. Goal.

Thank fuck.

PAPISS! PAPISS!!!

Is there a reason that Harper isn't playing today? I know he's out at the end of the season, but Elliot has been less than good.

I wouldn't be against him selling the club to, say a wealthy Russian/Emirati/American.

That defending was terrifying.

Starfleet United.

GET IN!!!

My liver is quivering, whimpering in the corner. It knows what's coming at FT.