Numbers

Sholas movement is none existent why the fuck do we still bother with him its fucking depressing, may aswel just stick a statue on the pitch.

Went for him? Colo was on his throat as soon as they got up It looked to me that the lad elbowed him before they both went down which is why Colo was p*ssed off. He tried the Kimura, but Colo broke out of it, then he almost got the arm bar but Colo escaped. They got to feet and Colo wrapped his neck up with the placid face.

Haha Have it

Uh oh Taylor and Mapou, we all know how that rolls

Refs lost it tbh.

Dirty bastards these mind.

This isn't really very friendly is it?

Triangle head Shola.

The "Offside" Ameobi's.

This is horrible.

Taylors touch

Has Sammy touched the ball yet?

Its fucking awful like.

Sissoko comes out and says the number 10 position was his best, in Pardew land that means right wing.

Elliott could have done better.

Comedy defending

Why is Cabaye playing in defence?

That number 14 for France was decent like, looks alreet too Was unfair i would have took me ball home France had like a 8 foot woman playing.

My bank charges six quid a day if you are overdrawn regardless of the amount you are overdrawn, people who are overdrawn are normally in the soup financially. Im sure most banks do the same which makes them worse than the short term loan companies imo.

The corner was played high to Williamson Looks like we have worked on the set penises.

Oh dear that looks bad.

Coaching at its finest.

Yep, truly is a f***ing idiot, does he even take any notice of what's happening. And what the hell does he write in his little dumb pad. He writes down Valentines poems to put in the cards he sends to players wives, (Allegedly)

And we continue to float, honestly who coaches that shit.

Gouffran looked our most likely to score, this useless cunt takes him off....clueless