Joe_F

So not only have we financed his latest loan to them via MYM, Pardew and Santon we're loaning them a load of 'fringe' players as well ffs

Tweet from a Palace fan @Jamiecpfc: Why play Gayle on the wing and Puncheon behind the front man? Makes no sense. Poor team selection cost us 3 points #cpfc

Hilarious. As if he has a say in anything.

Costa's such a twat.

Come on Ghana !!

All these loan backs we're gonna have ready for next season in the Championship. We need some players for the first team now you complacent dicks.

Stoke playing a full strength side. Fucking nutcases.

@PeteGravesSky: It's my understanding that John Carver appointment has been well received by the #NUFC players. Well that's alright then.

"The sensible option" according to the stooge reporting outside SJP on Sky Sports.

Didn't realise he'd worked with Sir Bobby. He never mentions it.

Aye, shocking.

@davidalexbowers: De Boer on #NUFC: "If they ask, I don't go as I don't want to go halfway. If there will be the chance to go, there's always the new season." No idea of it's validity like.

Decent, safe, won't rock the boat and comparitively cheap aye.

Can we have someone doing due diligence on their due diligence.. McClaren ffs !!

Nailed on then.

@CaulkinTheTimes: Apart from that PLEASE BUY A SEASON TICKET.

Remi fucking Garde you simpleton.

Just fuck off .. @lee_ryder: #nufc sources say they won't be swayed by calls to make quick decision http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-wont-rushed-head-8474841

Fuck I'm back to hopeful again

This 'mystery candidate' will be entirely fictitious to use as a bargaining tool in talks with Garde and/or Tuchel.

He's the cheap option he's got every chance at an Ashley NUFC

That header from six yards out, man

Enjoy your week in the sun lads, thoroughly deserved like.

"But by the time we play Hull, it will be almost a month and I am almost certain that it should be resolved by then.”