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@lee_ryder: No truth in talk that Jocelyn Gourvennec has been in discussions with #NUFC at SJP today. #guingamp Huh

Fucking Krul congratulating him man.

BBC Sport taking the piss :- @BBCSport: #nufc are chasing Aleksandar Mitrovic Danny Ings and Saido Berahino

Fucking hilarious.

Bet he didn't have a dialogue with MYM either. The cunt.

It's academic anyway. Even if he wanted to come here there's no way these useless cunts would seal the deal.

So not only have we financed his latest loan to them via MYM, Pardew and Santon we're loaning them a load of 'fringe' players as well ffs

Tweet from a Palace fan @Jamiecpfc: Why play Gayle on the wing and Puncheon behind the front man? Makes no sense. Poor team selection cost us 3 points #cpfc

Hilarious. As if he has a say in anything.

Costa's such a twat.

Come on Ghana !!

All these loan backs we're gonna have ready for next season in the Championship. We need some players for the first team now you complacent dicks.

Stoke playing a full strength side. Fucking nutcases.

@PeteGravesSky: It's my understanding that John Carver appointment has been well received by the #NUFC players. Well that's alright then.

"The sensible option" according to the stooge reporting outside SJP on Sky Sports.

Didn't realise he'd worked with Sir Bobby. He never mentions it.

Aye, shocking.

@davidalexbowers: De Boer on #NUFC: "If they ask, I don't go as I don't want to go halfway. If there will be the chance to go, there's always the new season." No idea of it's validity like.

Decent, safe, won't rock the boat and comparitively cheap aye.

Can we have someone doing due diligence on their due diligence.. McClaren ffs !!

Nailed on then.

@CaulkinTheTimes: Apart from that PLEASE BUY A SEASON TICKET.

Remi fucking Garde you simpleton.

Just fuck off .. @lee_ryder: #nufc sources say they won't be swayed by calls to make quick decision http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-wont-rushed-head-8474841