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You're so contrary that from this point on I shall call you Mary. My garden grows just fine, before you ask. I don't really want to know, I just wanna fly.

You're so contrary that from this point on I shall call you Mary.

Yes, Dave. That's the attitude. So long as it works for you then clearly there just isn'ta fucking problem, is there? You smug little bastard. I hope you fester in your crappy no broadbanded yokel West Yorkshire joke of a hamlet in all eternity. Safety wink.

Yes, Dave. That's the attitude. So long as it works for you then clearly there just isn't a fucking problem, is there?

This (retrospectively in my case). Search function used to be much better - you used to be able to search for a word within an open thread. Doesn't work anymore (well, not for me anyhow).

BUMP. I eventually got round to sending something.

Aye, when they had Cristiano Ronaldo. Your signature is puerile, Keefaz. I like it.

Can anyone else remember when Manchester United used to be quite good actually?

Valencia should have got that one.

Lovenkrands. Bless him. Nearly had me crying there. Got to love the Lovenkrands.

Can't wait for Stamford Bridge if we go up. 17-0 anyone? Not so keen to be counting chickens just yet, tbh. That lead at the top of the table could dissolve quite quickly.

This pace surely can't be sustained for long without another six or seven goals at either end surely?

Good lad.

The wrong Jonas scored there.

OOOOoooooohhh!!!! Good effort.

http://www.dailypost.co.uk/sport-news/liverpool-fc/2010/01/18/rafa-benitez-denies-row-with-liverpool-fc-captain-steven-gerrard-55578-25623321/ 38 minutes ago...

Rangers are shit, they wont win the league man. Muppet. Well that's got me convinced, and no mistake.

CHELSEA ARSENAL MAN UTD MAN CITY NOTTM FOREST NEWCASTLE WEST BROM CARDIFF RANGERS HIBS CELTIC DUNDEE UTD

Player plus cash deal for Kris Boyd? Oh, no..wait..Boyd plays for Scotland too.

Absolutely spot on.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_d8bF7KBsmHI/R4c_mx1h4gI/AAAAAAAABg0/AdfzPkcP1FY/s320/valuev.jpg http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/2191/copitodenieve.jpg Uncanny.

Bit harsh on Susan Boyle, tbh.

Hugo Viana Daniel Cordone Albert Luque Jean Alain Boumsong David Rozenhal ...all hyped up massively and failed to deliver on their "promise".

I may switch the TV off, just so that we can score.