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He's invincible. If there was to be a nuclear holocaust tomorrow, the only things to survive would be rats, cockroaches and Phil Brown.

No, but I did think it was quite ironic the only thing sat next to him was a bust of a Geordie legend.

I fear for that poor dog of Keane's (Triggs, is it?) when he gets home tonight. Serious beasting is on the cards.

I t.hought you liked that chant. I've always said this place needs a "Sarcasm" smiley for the hard of humour. Like yourself. At least you managed to find the 'celebrate' smiley to endorse your utter lack of class Bit much, coming from you. What a stunning retort. If that's the best you can do I'll very kindly consider myself well and truly put in my place. I'll avoid tangling with a titanic intellect of your calibre in future if your capable of such profound dialogue Oh look I found that sarcasm smiley you were unable to locate. Have a banana.

I t.hought you liked that chant. I've always said this place needs a "Sarcasm" smiley for the hard of humour. Like yourself. At least you managed to find the 'celebrate' smiley to endorse your utter lack of class Bit much, coming from you.

I t.hought you liked that chant. I've always said this place needs a "Sarcasm" smiley for the hard of humour. Like yourself.

Sat next to Sir Bobby's bust. Telling that Lady Elsie decided to sit with the Ipswich board between her and the same bust...

What were they singing that was so bad? GET OUT OF OUR CLUB YOU FAT FUCKING COCKNEY BASTARD.

I'm just going to email the BBC and complain about the terrible swearing of the fans there.

They said "COCK" Or was it COCKNEY?

And.....it's time for yet another round of "YOU FAT COCKNEY BASTARD OUT OF OUR CLUB"

Fun watching Keane fizzing away on the bench there. The only way this could be bettered would be if Shearer was NUFC manager right now. Oh, that would be tasty.

Ipswich are so SHIT it's UNBELIEVABLE!!!

Another round of "GET OUT OF OUR CLUB"

Urgh. Keep forgetting we have Calderwood in our ranks...until they cut to the coaches bench.

Got to take your hat off to Lady Elsie. She's been amazing today.

Who do you think is tuning in? She's probably just as right as you are, tbh. I should imagine there's a fair few folks getting back in from earlier matches just now sitting down and watching and wondering who he is.

How do you eat tea? With a fork.... Jeez Jill...ignore the daftg Yank mutha. I was merely answering a straightforward question. Just having my last mouthful btw, so if it goes tits up I'm sorry. KEEP EATING!!!! CHRIST WOMAN!!! YOU MUST KEEP EATING!!!!

I can't wait to see him score a goal, either.

How do you eat tea? With a fork.... Jeez Jill...ignore the daft Yankee muthaf***er.

Ranger has to score sometime soon...

Hadn't heard it on TV before. Love it.

This is the best birthday present I could have fucking wished for.

0-3 and Ipswich will totally collapse now! Meanwhile - a bit earlier on you could hear chants of "YOU FAT BASTARD!!!! GET OUT OF OUR CLUB!!!" Bit harsh on Nicky Butt, isn't it?

HERETIC!