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http://rlv.zcache.com/funny_anti_french_card-p137284451352564286qiae_400.jpg The thought had crossed my mind too...

Answer: most probably. Don't know why folks on here are getting their knickers in a twist about not wanting Scotland involved. I can't see the SFA wanting to sanction it, anymore than I can see the SNP tolerating it. It will be an English team masquerading as "British".

Sacked by Christmas.

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Ruud's schexy football. Probably what was going in in my head at some subconscious level, actually.

Like it. Not sure what relevance orange has to our heritage, but it's nice enough.

Don't see what the fuss is about. Where does it say in his job description that he's to be nice to Newcastle United and their fans all the time?

Precisely.

Would be good for shirt sales, I suppose.

Oh, the more I hear about/look into this signing, the more positive I feel about it. Have a very good feeling about this.

I hope we haven't just signed another Guivarc'h/Marcelino/M.Owen...

Hopefully (for his own sake) he's gay. And if he's not, when he sees them in the Bigg Market, he soon will be.

They're changing it to the Numero Neuf.

Think this is fair, especially with Sunderland away second game. Big ask for 6/7 new players to go there and be fully ready for it. We were so successful last season due to our nouse as much as anything else in those games. It's going to be very interesting indeed. Hopefully we get off to a great start against Arsenal (Frenchies have to love that as a first home game, surely?) and Liverpool ream the Mackems, meaning they are already quivering like bitches by the time we arrive. Everyone will be expecting another 5 goal drubbing of the mackems, but you have to remember we're signing mainly Frenchies here...and generally speaking they're a bunch of cheese-eating surrender monkeys. Doesn't bode well.

A welcome bit of news to wake up to. Some good signings made in the past few days. My only concern is that if there's too much turnover in the squad then that could be problematic. Still, upwards and onwards.

Phone in sick.

Fuck that! Why would anybody like and get sentimental over a footballer? Sad cunts. Agreed.

That was Michael Owen and Nicky Butt's fault.

i've been questioning jonas since about new year. Well...unless you're fluent in Spanish, I doubt you'll have made much progress on that.

Yes, tend to agree. Think I will reserve judgement on all of this for a few more weeks to see what else transpires in the transfer market. No point crying out that the sky is falling in if it's actually just an acorn hitting our head.

That's ace. Not sure it was intended as irony. I doubt it somehow.

Where are all the teams falling over themselves to sign him then? Who else was missing in those games? What teams did we play? Home or Away? Did you see him against league one opposition puffing and panting away? Not someone you want to invest a longer term contract in at this stage. No way. I saw him get 12 goals against Premier League opposition, you f***ing halfwit. Hear comes the personal abuse. Standard Wullie. You always go there with me. If I retaliated I would get banned for sure. You just can't carry a discussion any other way. Pathetic guy. It's your own fault for talking utter rubbish, all the time. You're a very weak individual. All these internet tough guys. The most pathetic species on the planet. Stood in front of me, you wouldn't even be able to draw breath to speak to me I assure you. So utterly pathetic. Completely losing your mind over some fat midfielder that can hardly run. Just because he reminds you of yourself, and probably feeds some pathetic fantasy that you're just like him. Grow up. Fuck. I never had KaKa down as a funny guy before. Not until now anyway.

Not at all, man. I'm fairly laying into them right now as we speak. http://www.whereandnow.com/media/images/stories/cafe%20kick%20spirit%20bottles.JPG Don't blame me. The level of mongitudinal histrionics in this and other threads has driven me to it.

Give over.