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Oh wait no...it was something he retweeted 2 hours ago. robertdineen robertdineen by CaulkinTheTimes #martinjol says his friendship with #chrishughton means he is not interested in the #newcastle job. @CaulkinTheTimes

May well have deleted it when he realised it was utter shit.

That'll be JFK then! Funny...I was thinking it could describe these guys better: http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTYXDNltOQLJEE3_Pd4-0Gw8vTF96OAKBOXg53Dzn95auq71lDJhttp://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQTF-K9iAmT3mvbF0GW9br7-SxZ-AtbvG3YcOS84Hg7cI-35UD9

Really starting to sink in this morning. It is indeed. Also thought this reader comment was particularly on the mark: Seems it was just too much to expect Ashley & Co to simply say: "Thanks for the championship win, Chris. Thanks for saving our sorry arses after we screwed things up so badly with Keegan, Kinnear and then Shearer in the same season and got ourselves relegated. Thanks for building a team spirit the likes of which we haven't seen since Sir Bobby was here. Thanks for the amazing 5-1 win over Sunderland, the 6-0 win over Villa, the away victory against Arsenal at the Emirates. And thanks for doing all of this on a fraction of the salary of lesser talented managerial colleagues at other Premiership clubs. Here, rather than sacking you, we think we should treat you with some dignity and respect and give you the contract you deserve". A plague on all their houses. Chris Hughton was just too classy an act for them.

Unlike anybody else on this forum, of course...

That's what you think.

Nil. What self-respecting man would allow himself to be sacked, replaced and the become no.2 to his successor? Would you do that if you lass got rid of you, replaced you and asked you to be "back-up" for whenever he was away on business? Well, if I didn't have much else going on... Yeah. If she was a good fuck, without the hassle and that. This sounds ace, man. Hmmmmm, perhaps my analogy is flawed...

Anyone got the footage of Jol's interview on last week's Football Focus? Seem to recall him saying he'd love to manage in the Premiership again. Want to see the programme again but can't find it.

Nil. What self-respecting man would allow himself to be sacked, replaced and the become no.2 to his successor? Would you do that if you lass got rid of you, replaced you and asked you to be "back-up" for whenever he was away on business?

Georgios Georgiadis

Horrific stuff. If true,but also casts a shadow over Pardew,if they want a showbusiness type appointment. "He walks away with a modest pay-off of less than £200,000 – compared to the £4.5million it cost to get rid of Sam Allardyce. " FFS! Cheating bastards!

Filthy Spurs C***.

Katie Price

Gareth Southgate

Glenn Hoddle

Jol has resigned from Ajax...

Ugly scenes outside St James' Park. Apparently Peter Beardsley has turned up.

Chris Hughton's sacking make about as much sense as it did when Gazza turned up to "help" Raoul Moat. Pardew ain't the answer.

I like this new scoring index.

Think you're being overly generous there, tbh.

Obvious it wasn't going to stay 2-0. Diabolical.

So fucking what.

Knew we'd concede again before FT. Don't think it's impossible we'll do so again before final whistle either...

Could only improve his performance.

This match is gonna end with us conceding a load more goals I feel...