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Can we sign Chris Brunt?

That was a shot borne of frustration.

That would have been a great goal.... ...if only the goal was 100 feet wide.

Result of this one looks a foregone conclusion now. Not sure I can be fucked with this, tbh.

Awful. Even Tiote looks like he's been on the tranquilisers.

Defamation.

Warwick Hunt.

Looks very unlikely Brazil will get their shit together in terms of building the necessary infrastructure in time. Every chance FIFA could come begging to a European FA to run it at short notice, tbh.

No, that's going to go into Semtex's living room when they're done with it.

Sums it up...

Nice. Crafty. Inspired.

http://en.academic.ru/pictures/enwiki/75/Kenny_Everett.jpg LET'S BOMB RUSSIA!!!

Thick c*nt. (Him, not you)

Russia and Qatar. One a corrupt racist society. The other a absolute dicatatorship that persecutes gays, jews and beheads criminals in public. Them and FIFA are made for each other. (Mental note to African teams, try not to qualify for 2018, and Israel, forget about 2022). Money fucking talks.

About 1500 GMT

You should really see your GP about getting some testosterone injections, mate.

Your pitch was basically: "FIFA WE LOVE YOU FIFA FIFA YOU ARE SO AMAZING WE ARE YOUR FRIEND" obsequious bollocks. It was like FIFA was Lady Catherine de Burgh and Iberians were Mr. Collins. Fucks sake.

The end bit where they get Stevie G to say "united". How many takes do you reckon? Must have been dead hard like...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/9247651.stm Slick presentation so far. (I still think Cameron is a greasy c*** but that's by the by right now)

Bingo! That of course is the reason why it's an England only bid. Spain and Portugal at least have a track record of qualification and good performance in recent WC tourneys.

Just England. Should have been a UK bid. Probably couldn't manage it because the SFA would have been accused of sectarianism or some shit.

Yes, but did you hear him saying he'd have to give head to the Spurs team?

https://twitter.com/#!/19tmb Titus this evening: "When I die I wanna come back as lionel messi" Then he's been slagged off by loads of people and he's deleted that Tweet, the daft lad