GM

Shhh. They're all out to get you, remember? Not all of us take on the "Toon Army persecution complex" as part of the deal, mate.

Newcastle take all the plaudits and quite rightly so - Dixon Newcastle were defensively brilliant - Hansen

You're beginning to sound like Andy Carroll there...

Pretty clear from these highlights that the majority of the MOTD2 production team all live in the Islington area.

It's schoolboy couture, tbh.

Looks like a M&S model there. Needs to lose the V-neck though, ffs.

That's a great website. http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/nolancarroll.jpg Another great pic there too.

Why not?

Precisely why I shared it, tbh.

I think a good deal of that credit needs to go to the captain, tbh. I think he's played a much bigger role in gelling the team together than he's given credit for.

Said if we don't give him a new contract this week he should resign. Seriously. I think he's worrying about his Dad's CL contract bonus being under threat by Chrissy Hughton and his boys. Either that or he's just a witless twat. I think I know which one is more likely.

What is Jamie Redknapp spouting off about now, ffs? What a twat.

I see fatboy has stripped off again this week.

STR8888888888 over the goal

thats cocaine for you.

Barton poorly positioned there, could have been in for the rebound.

I know, they're just shit aren't they?

He looks like something out of the 1980s. One half of Mel & Kim or something.

LA LA! LA LA! Geordies!!

Oh fucking hell. Van Persie warming up...

Holy shit so close!