Pantu

Worst substitution of all time?

Christ

Jonas HAS to be substitued, becoming a complete liability.

What does Jonas have to do to get subbed? Absolutely disgusting second haf display

FUCKING HELL!

Bayern and Barca are 9 points clear in their leagues. Think the point is that Manchester United aren't particularly excellent but are pissing this league, whereas Barcelona clearly are, I can't comment on Bayern. I feel fucking sick

Simpson's attempt to block the cross is laughable

Ripped to pieces

An awful performance, they've absolutely slaughtered us. Our players look bewildered and a couple look like they couldn't give a fuck, it's getting worse and worse each match. Can't wait for Man City at home closely followed by trips to Man United and Arsenal, if Southampton can do this to us I dread to think of the humiliation that awaits in those matches!

A truly extraordinary goal to concede. So many mistakes

Why the fuck is this not allowed to be shown on Sky Go?

I miss the Alan Smith version. It's still there , I can't be arsed changing it yet! I'm shockingly hungover and can barely move so I might make a different one today. I really want to go to Brugge, there's absolutely no fucking chance this will go to members sale though

Try TVcatchup. Thank you, I will. I always forget about that site!

ITV4's streaming is utterly horrendous

Nice one, these are always a good read. The lad who does it is only in his early 20s though, he should be off out trying to do anything with a backbone, not explaining how Gemany's 'double pivot' makes them such a formidable counter-attacking force.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/may/31/chelsea-agree-deal-hulk-porto Hulk going to Chelsea for 38 million

WOW! No pen, incredible refereeing display

YES!

I'm fucking livid, this ref has absolutely robbed Norwich, disgusting.

Cameron Jerome bustles his way through and scores

Tim Cahill scores! Just me and Neil watching? Oh actually it's a Crouch OG

Unlucky Cisse, off the bar

Gonna be 6-0 this