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I don't want either but dear God, please don't let us sign Crouch.

You heard any rumours about us being in for Pav?

Read that as Pardew asking him to keep being on the back page of the Chronicle.

Something about Pardew backing Enrique to stay, on the back page of the Chronicle later.

Spurs fans seem convinced Palacios is close to joining Stoke.

He is massively overrated.

Good to see you're giving him a chance... 6 months is more than long enough.

Dzeko is not good.

Great start from Man Utd.

Legend. Assumed it was a 3pm kick off. Nor mate half 2.

Do you have to pay for a ticket for babies?

He never knew how to play in the first place, only against us.

Would you believe it on monday then?

Where/when did Pardew deny it?

That bloke who has the transfer screen behind him. Paper talk then. Panic over. No not paper talk, they have a transfer screen and have all the clubs and what transfers are going on.

Seems strange as well considering Pardew said we have 3 great goalkeepers already here. Only said it today as well.

That bloke who has the transfer screen behind him.

Just been on SSN there we are currently talking to West Ham about signing Rob Green, according to their sources.

Pardew said on SSN, after confirming Obertan would be coming that we are trying for 2 players, not sure if Obertan was one of the two.

I wouldn't worry bout that. Barton doesn't tear anyone apart due to his serious lack of pace, but he might bully him i think the real rape is guna be gervinho on simpson and it aint guna be pretty!! Thought Gervinho played RW?

Surely Sturridge will be off on loan at the least now?

They didn't last year.

Pardew: 'Tiote will be back. We're not sure he'll be able to play the international game (midweek), but he'll be back here next week'

Well Sandro is out so we have zero bite in the middle (well providing Palacios is still out and Diarra hasn't joined by then). We also still have the most toothless strikeforce in world football so won't be surprised if you nick it. How the f*** can we still have Jermaine Jenas , Alan Hutton, Robbie Keane and David Bentley on the books? it's just so depressing. You not seen ours? You not seen OURS?